Total Medals Earned: 107 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,545 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (35/70 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (75/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/175 points)
Score up to 1000 Points!
Commit your first Murder
Obtain your first log!
Hoard 30 Souls
Score up to 10,000 points!
Score up to 5000 Points
Defeat Tarjan!
Defeat Vanisha!
Win with a SpellBook!
Win with a Boomerang!
Win with a Slashing Weapon
Win with your bare hands!
Score up to 1000 points!
Defeat an enemy
Get your first wood!
Hoard 30 Souls!
Score up to 10000 points!
Score up to 5000 points!
Defeat Tarjan
Defeat Vanisha
Win using a spellbook!
Win using a boomerang!
Win using a melee weapon!
Win without ever crafting a weapon!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 10/18 (385/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 9/22 (60/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!